Jokes in Urdu Latify Funny SMS Massages Latifa 2

Wednesday 31 December 2014

Jokes in Urdu Latify Funny SMS Massages Latifa 2

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1 larka bola abu bike do me waha sey chez ley kr aani hai os k abu boley beta ye Allha ney Tanghey kis ley di hai Beta bola Abu ?1 kik marney k ley or 2sri Gair Lgany k Liy

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1 larki ki shadi hoi or apney hasbend ko ko kaha aj mujey itna peyar kro k me pani pani ho jao?os saley ney uth kr pankha band kr deya

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Ak Sawal
ye joti chupai to shadi me saliaan karti hai par ye masjid me saleey kon joti chupai kartey ha?

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esi narseen hoti hai sooye howey mareez ko utha kar bolti hai utho nind ki goli khaa lo ،banda puchey pela o kera film vekh reya si?

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Jokes in Urdu Latify Funny SMS Massages Latifa

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