Urdu Lateefy Punjabi Ltayf Latifa Jokes

Wednesday 31 December 2014

Urdu Lateefy Punjabi Ltayf Latifa Jokes

1.
Nikah k din WIFE=aj ap b bahot udas lag rey ho jan,HASBEND aj meri maa or meri behan ki larai ho gai hai 2no alag alag ho gai hai ،WIFE = koi bat nahi ab me aa gai hoon na me ap ki maa Behan 1،1 ،kar Do gi?Hasbend oye Dilasa dey rai hai ya Dhamki?

2.
5 ،6 pathan ek bens yani maj?pata hai na?ha ek bens kamrey ki chat pr ley kar ja rey they ek admi bola khan sab ye kia kr rey ho khan bola bai sab bens ko zeba krna hai chori upr para huwa hai na is ley upr ley kr ja ra hai?ab btaao chori kia nechey nai aa skti

3.

2 chohey janghal me bagh rey they samney sey sher aya or kaha q bagh rey ho ?to chohey ney kaha yar kisi ney hathi ki beti sey rep kia hai or naam hamara aa ra ha

4.

Ch Sab Nai Se:
bai sab chawal pkaney hai likn chawal esey pakaney hai k chawal ka dana ek ek nazar aye ?
Nai ne Jwab Dia
Theek hai jitney pher daney hai otni degheen ley aao?

5.
Harghosh ney ek Bomb leya or chiryaa ghar ghus gey or bola jaldi jaldi bagh jao Yaha Bamb phatney wala hai
Kachwaa bola kotey seda bol tom ney nashana mujey bnaya hai
raes j har gia c mery kolpn

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HJA4 May 2019 at 09:25
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Urdu Pakistans23 August 2020 at 00:24
Wah wah
So funny
sad urdu poetry
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Asfandyar29 May 2024 at 10:31
Asfandyar
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ONEMANARMAY26 August 2024 at 09:57
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